Cairo airport, security check passed. A young and sexy peacekeeper decides to buy two big Heineken cans, hoping to squeeze them discretely into the country he is working.
But suddenly, bad surprise. A new security check has been introduced right before the gate. Discussion with the security officer:
- You can't bring this can on board. You have to give it to me or drink it outside.
- Ok, I am going to drink it.
- [Discovering the second can] Actually, both of them.
- Ok
Few minutes later, the same young sexy peacekeeper passes through the same security check, smile at the stewardess and enter the plane.
If you like Germany and Munich, you can have your own Octoberfest everywhere in the world. Ok, without decollete. But who want to see her breast when you can't see her haircut?
Romance [Out of Season] by Beth Gibbons & Rustin Man
Current location: KRT, Hotel Room. Temperature Outside: 38deg C. Temperature few hours ago: 52 deg C. Mafi mushkila!
5 comments:
Was talking today to someone who had a much worse experience in CAI, and had to sign a (hand written) letter apologizing for having tried to take unauthorized objects into the plane ...
You travel too much when you start using airport IATA codes. You'd be very geeky if you started using ICAO codes instead (it's HSSS for KRT, btw :)
@Stefano
Isn't it normal to use IATA or ICAO codes? =D
@all
Surprise test what do the acronyms IATA and ICAO stand for? (Don't check on Google! It's cheating) ;-)
If you get it right I have plenty of others, aviation LOOOOOVES acronyms...
GIOM who's just back from ARN (ESSA)via ZRH (LSZH)
Ahahaha... 2 aviation geeks chatting :-)
And don't worry Stefano, I already got arrested at an airport ;-)
AAAAARGH :) I know the meaning of the acronyms, but will leave it to other readers ...
Greetings from LFMN.
LFMN is a nice airport =D
Hope you have sun there. In LSAS clouds are back :-(
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