According to some friends, I only write when I am in a good mood (or fake it). Let's prove them they're wrong:
- I woke up last night with a kind of cockroach in my bed. No, I am talking about that lady working with the censured section but about a mixed between a cockroach and a grasshopper. Charming … I killed two more this morning.
- The water in the showers smells like shit. Bon appetit !
- A fuc@$& woke me up this morning to ask me a stupid question. Not only that guy is useless, incompetent and a wanker but now he disturbs me during what is supposed to be a break. Next time I see him while driving my 4x4, I'll act as if the breaks were not working anymore ...
- A colleague broke a part of his equipment and lost others. He is now begging for my help (and my own equipment). No… it is not his fault… he was just born stupid. Ok… I am mean. He is just an idiot.
- My skin is burning. Thanks the water, the sun, the dust and the hot temperatures. I know, it could be worst, I could be dead, kidnapped or married (just kidding darling!!).
…
I was about to write a lot of very nasty things but I suddenly got a nice call from a colleague.
Midnight Madness [Brotherhood] by The Chemical Brothers
P.S: And my hard drive full of movies, music and series just killed himself ...
3 comments:
Ton disque dur refonctionnera quand tu auras payé les droits d'auteur sur les films piratés. ;-)
Honnetement, j'ai aucune idee de quoi tu parles! Surtout avec internet aussi lent ici.
Darling?!? C'est qui?
Ton disque dur est mort? Mais qui va occuper tes longues soirées? C'est qui?
Heureusement qu'il te reste la musique et... c'est qui déjà?
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P.S.: Au fait, c'est qui?
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