Cairo airport, security check passed. A young and sexy peacekeeper decides to buy two big Heineken cans, hoping to squeeze them discretely into the country he is working.
But suddenly, bad surprise. A new security check has been introduced right before the gate. Discussion with the security officer:
- You can't bring this can on board. You have to give it to me or drink it outside.
- Ok, I am going to drink it.
- [Discovering the second can] Actually, both of them.
- Ok
Few minutes later, the same young sexy peacekeeper passes through the same security check, smile at the stewardess and enter the plane.
If you like Germany and Munich, you can have your own Octoberfest everywhere in the world. Ok, without decollete. But who want to see her breast when you can't see her haircut?

Romance [Out of Season] by Beth Gibbons & Rustin Man
Current location: KRT, Hotel Room. Temperature Outside: 38deg C. Temperature few hours ago: 52 deg C. Mafi mushkila!